Three

I said I would talk about you all the time if I had an L-JAY.

I can't wait to see you tomorrow

Two

Oh, my new bike shorts show the extreme definition in my quads. These shorts are AMAZING (I wish you could hear the inflection in my voice when I say this)

One

I have to get ready for bed so that I can talk to you.

- Normally would mouthwash, but mouthwash is at home
- Normally would floss, but floss is at home
- Brush the teeth
- Create music on the John
- Clear off my bed
- Put on the jams (music and clothing)
- Dial the all important digits

Sit back and relax.

-JDP