One

I have to get ready for bed so that I can talk to you.

- Normally would mouthwash, but mouthwash is at home
- Normally would floss, but floss is at home
- Brush the teeth
- Create music on the John
- Clear off my bed
- Put on the jams (music and clothing)
- Dial the all important digits

Sit back and relax.

-JDP